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astral conversation sans ethanol

now we're talking like this online. its the new drunk back lounge of the bus...

 what we have here is a unique insight into the strange relationship between your two favourite dangerous brothers. what goes on on the bus stays on the bus; not because we have anything to hide, but because we're usually to hammered to remember. 

so here it is. be prepared to feel like an electric fly on the cyberspace wall. and be careful. this may just tilt your cervix...

Rick

suck a dick

2:37am

Mark

yo yo

2:38am

Rick

good night last night leif and shaun say hi

2:38am

Mark

cool, trashed?

2:39am

Rick

yeah. didn't have a crazy amount but, feeling rough today

2:39am

Mark

how'd it go in the studio, get it all done?

2:40am

Rick

yeah. got arcadia and spheres in the bag by about 7.30 then messed around with midnight in the garden and change your name.

2:40am

Mark

coo

l

io

2:41am

Rick

should get the drums finished by tomorrow

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ahh!

2:42am

Mark

on the other 2

2:42am

Rick

i mean the electro stuff

leaves plenty of rehearsal time.

2:43am

Mark

yes good stuff

2:44am

Rick

aye. that and killin'

2:44am

Mark

Hey write a blog if you got time

in that unique style of yours

2:45am

Rick

 

i might write it all in pirate

2:45am

Mark

I'm gonna do one too because we should be getting good traffic over the next week

2:45am

Rick

 

i'm thinking of getting the upside down R as a tattoo

2:47am

Mark

really??

extreme!

2:47am

Rick

 

really.

2:47am

Mark

really it's because you're a playboy

2:48am

Rick

 

and its my initial

2:48am

Mark

upside down

is baby sitting jail but not jail?

2:49am

Rick

 

yeah.

2:49am

Mark

you lose touch with reality

2:49am

Rick

 

reality is over rated

2:49am

Mark

it's full on

I do love it though, not complaining

2:50am

Rick

 

have you got the scarlett fever?

2:50am

Mark

yes

It's just hard to accomplish anything else

2:51am

Rick

 

are you paying yourself for babysitting?

2:51am

Mark

I have high hopes for Arcadia and the Newman one, hopefully one of those will be a radio single

I can't afford to pay myself

2:51am

Rick

 

i reckon arcadia will be ace.

2:52am

Mark

you now childcare in this neighbour hood is 15k a year

2:52am

Rick

 

its not baby sitting if it your own kid

2:52am

Mark

crazy money

well duh

she's been good this past week, getting more fun cause she's interacting more. I think we're gonna move into Jersey so that the inlaws can help with the babysitting and it'll be cheaper

2:56am

Rick

 

when are you thinking of doing it?

2:56am

Mark

maybe August

have to look for where we wanna go first

rent here is really high

it was cool when the pound was strong but now it's steep

I'll have to learn to drive! christ

2:58am

Rick

 

yeah its probably more expensive here than back home.

2:58am

Mark

I'd say it is at the minute

somethings are cheaper, others steeper

out of the city it prob cheaper

2:59am

Rick

 

jesus! you behind the wheel!?

 

i'm scared!

2:59am

Mark

scares the hell out of me

2:59am

Rick

 

you're not the only one

2:59am

Mark

I just think of go-karting crashes

2:59am

Rick

 

and owen's jeep...

3:00am

Mark

and my recklessnesss on a snowboard

and short atension span

= crash

mind you your driving scared the fuck out of me

3:01am

Rick

 

i ain't killed anyone. yet.

 

besides my car is a crushed cube in london

3:02am

Mark

all bullshit aside we're looking at major shit hitting the fan by 2030 on sustainability issues / resources on this planet

population growth and climate migration

3:03am

Rick

 

give a shit! fuck the world!

3:03am

Mark

in 20 years we're gonna see ugly scenes beyond our imagination

3:03am

Rick

 

i'm rigid!

 

can't wait!

 

i've always wanted to live in the apocalypse!

3:04am

Mark

yeah well it's more about how you gonna survive this mess when it happens

it won't be overnight apocalypse

it'll be resource wars to start

water / fuel

we Iraq already is a resource war

3:05am

Rick

 

i am god. i'll be just fine

3:05am

Mark

well then you're fine

It's gonna be interesting to be around to see it

I just wanna get prepared

if you can provide for yourself then you'll be ok

self-sustaining housing

3:06am

Rick

 

if the apocalypse happens, it'll just feed into my "all this is a figment of my imagination" theory

3:07am

Mark

water, power, heat, food, sanitation

interesting

are we begining a council sesh on facebook chat?

3:08am

Rick

 

i think we are. are you drinking?

3:08am

Mark

I like the theory in that God / Gods we invented by man to explain things they didn't understand. The weather, the sun, disease etc.

in time we've worked out how the natural world works, and are continuing to do so

there's no need for the God nonsense

does Coke Zero count as drinking

Santa? check

3:10am

Rick

 

are you denying my exist?ence

 

?

3:10am

Mark

Tooth Fairy? check

God? Hard to reject to begin with but you get there in time

3:12am

Rick

 

are you going to have scarlett believe in santa and the tooth fairy?

 

i've just learned to accept he does, and he is me.

3:12am

Mark

of course, they're benign

dunno how to spell that

3:13am

Rick

 

benign is right.

3:13am

Mark

Well I guess you can look at things that way

be your own God, David Icke was on to something

The Dead Sea scrolls were all about that

3:13am

Rick

 

seven space lizards

3:13am

Mark

suposed Jesus gospel were he preached that

damn those shape shifters

3:14am

Rick

 

and i'm all of them

3:14am

Mark

you're a combiner like Devastator

3:15am

Rick

 

i would show you me in my seven separate parts. but i would have to kill you

3:15am

Mark

If everythings a figment of your imagination, but I'm independent from your imagination... what am I?

an anomoly

3:16am

Rick

 

like dreams i can't control all of my imagination

3:16am

Mark

ok there's a great horizon episode called What Time is it

did you see it?

3:17am

Rick

 

not sure it does ring a bell. is it on youtube?

3:17am

Mark

I'll look

there's a great new theory about Time

3:18am

Rick

 

i got one too. dunno is i'm allowed to tell you tho

3:18am

Mark

being like grains / granuals rather than what Einstien was on about

3:19am

Rick

 

whoa! mind blowing!

3:19am

Mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3aYKAJEVfQ

start here

and then watch it through

3:19am

Rick

 

cool beans

3:20am

Mark

I'll find the section

3:20am

Rick

 

oh i have seen this but can't remember any of it i'll watch it later on sleeping pills

3:22am

Rick

 

any links for the granular time theory. sounds interesting

3:22am

Mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGetCESW-dM&feature=related

this last part is where it gets good

I'm gonna go watch it again now

part 6 of 6

3:23am

Rick

 

cock in hand i hope

3:23am

Mark

but of course

see you tomorrow 1 pm

3:24am

Rick

 

cool. saunter.

 

 






Added on 18 May 2009 by Rick